3 years ago I started on a fanciful journey with 2 dudes who routinely had me listen to Barry Lakin's "Sex or Weightlifting". In addition to that motivational technique, our discussions commonly included the measurable devastation of Ravishing Rick Rude's Rude Awakening, comparing The Nigerian Nightmare vs Bo Jackson, and the genius that is Froggy Fresh. During this time we also had a semi-successful parks and rec flag football team where we would habitually underachieve despite our obvious superior athletic abilities. This one time, we lifted weights, a shake weight, Olympic style though. Also, during the halftime of a HS football game, we kicked our legendary coach out of the locker room. We coached the rest of the game ourselves.
|Year||Overall Rank (Worldwide)||Overall Rank (By Region)||Overall Rank (By State)|
|2014||--||--||No results to show yet|
|2013||--||--||No results to show yet|
|2012||20304th||1534th North Central||No results to show yet|
Back Squat 285 lb Clean and Jerk 185 lb Snatch 125 lb Deadlift 345 lb Fight Gone Bad -- Max Pull-ups --
Fran -- Grace -- Helen -- Filthy 50 -- Sprint 400m -- Run 5k --