3 years ago I started on a fanciful journey with 2 dudes who routinely had me listen to Barry Lakin's "Sex or Weightlifting". In addition to that motivational technique, our discussions commonly included the measurable devastation of Ravishing Rick Rude's Rude Awakening, comparing The Nigerian Nightmare vs Bo Jackson, and the genius that is Froggy Fresh. During this time we also had a semi-successful parks and rec flag football team where we would habitually underachieve despite our obvious superior athletic abilities. This one time, we lifted weights, a shake weight, Olympic style though. Also, during the halftime of a HS football game, we kicked our legendary coach out of the locker room. We coached the rest of the game ourselves.

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2017 164843rd Men 30992nd Men (35-39) 11441st Men North Central 2318th Men (35-39) North Central 89415th Men United States 17916th Men (35-39) United States – –
2012 20304th Men 1534th Men North Central – – – –

Benchmark Stats

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    Zimmerman --