I have a magic hat. I am a wizard. Be careful when my magic hat flops over...I'm going to do something either amazing or angry! Which will it be? You never know. My pet jackrabbit is not lucky so don't try to take his foot. He fires his poop pellets like BB's and they sting and stink at the same time. He eats a lot of asparagus. My favorite food is bread made from bacon. How is that possible you ask? If you don't know then you don't deserve to ask. Crossfit. Boom.

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2013 10214th Men 835th Men North Central – – – –
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Benchmark Stats

  • Back Squat --
    Chad1000x --
    Clean and Jerk --
    Deadlift --
  • Fight Gone Bad --
    Filthy 50 --
    Fran --
    Grace --
  • Helen --
    L1 Benchmark --
    Max Pull-ups --
    Murph --
  • Run 5k --
    Snatch --
    Sprint 400m --