Not quite a myth but also not, not a living legend. Once this man swam across the Aral Sea... twice.... on one breath. Twice he's summited Mt. Wycheproof so fast he only had to decent the mountain once. His Fran time is so fast you need a sun dial and Diogenes's abacus to time him. He squats more than 1000 red ants can lift, all while reading the New York Times ..... In Sanskrit. You do push ups, he does earth downs with the 1/1,000,000,000 full size scale globe in everyone's favorite science teachers class, Ms. Valarie Frizzle. He's prevented WWIII with out ever having to pause the game nor taking out the trash like mommy asked. He can jump higher than his dreams have plummeted..... year .....after year. He has the ability to turn any normal activity into AMRAP, minus pooping that's for time, ALWAYS. Also..... RX+ is pooing with out touching the toilet just an FYI, let me see you do that Mr. I'm better than everyone else fRaSeR. He records all of his work outs, on everyone else's phones and then tags himself in all of your date night photos with that one person that you cant get enough of, SO DREAMY. But guess what buttercup, that heartthrob still cant redline as fast as the one and only, the man, the myth and urban legend for being the the absolute most average worker outer ever in the history of history and way before CrossFit started playing games with everyone's emotions by forcing us to attempt to solve their ever so clever, but absolutely in now way a hint, Open hints. Give it up.... or down for the high school home schooled Prom King .............. BRIAN "Coach" MATTHEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2026 50187th Men 7498th Men (40-44) 8668th Men North America West 1577th Men (40-44) North America West 17888th Men United States 3204th Men (40-44) United States 5th Men XS CrossFit 1st Men (40-44) XS CrossFit
2024 127891st Men 27175th Men (35-39) 22882nd Men North America West 5069th Men (35-39) North America West 46174th Men United States 10260th Men (35-39) United States 25th Men XS CrossFit 5th Men (35-39) XS CrossFit
2023 121327th Men 24750th Men (35-39) 22691st Men North America West 4857th Men (35-39) North America West 45937th Men United States 9839th Men (35-39) United States 38th Men CrossFit Decimate 10th Men (35-39) CrossFit Decimate
2022 11127th Men 1616th Men (35-39) 5045th Men North America 767th Men (35-39) North America 4253rd Men United States 664th Men (35-39) United States 13th Men Paradiso CrossFit 4th Men (35-39) Paradiso CrossFit
2021 2373rd Men 216th Men (35-39) 1149th Men North America 111th Men (35-39) North America 965th Men United States 98th Men (35-39) United States 1st Men CrossFit SoCo 1st Men (35-39) CrossFit SoCo
2016 1990th Men 91st Men Northern California – – – –
2015 1672nd Men 84th Men Northern California – – – –
2014 6398th Men 363rd Men South West – – – –

Age Group Quarterfinal

Year Rank Worldwide
2022 413th Men (35-39)
2021 176th Men (35-39)

Benchmark Stats

  • Back Squat 1RM 405 lb
    Clean & Jerk 1RM 335 lb
    Deadlift 1RM 530 lb
    Fran 02:24
    Grace 01:36
    Run 5k 20:40
    Squat Snatch 1RM 275 lb
    2007 Hopper --
    30 Muscle-ups For Time --
    Abbate --
    Adambrown --
    Adrian --
    Alec --
    Alexander --
    Amanda --
    Andi --
    Andy --
    Angie --
    Annie --
    Arnie --
    Artie --
    Back Squat 3RM --
    Back Squat 5RM --
    Badger --
    Bar Muscle-ups --
    Barbara --
    Barbara Ann --
    Barraza --
    Bell --
    Bench Press 1RM --
    Bench Press 3RM --
    Bench Press 5RM --
    Bert --
    Big Sexy --
    Bike 50 Cal --
    Blake --
    Bowen --
    Bradley --
    Bradshaw --
    Brehm --
    Brenton --
    Brian --
    Bruck --
    Bulger --
    Bull --
    Buriak --
    Cameron --
    Candy --
    Capoot --
    Carse --
    CHAD1000x --
    Chelsea --
    Chest-to-Bar Pull-ups --
    Cindy --
    City 100 --
    Clean & Jerk 3RM --
    Clean & Jerk 5RM --
    Clovis --
    Coe --
    Coffey --
    Coffland --
    Collin --
    Crain --
    CrossFit Total --
    Dae Han --
    Dallas 5 --
    Daniel --
    Daniel Ray --
    Danny --
    Deadlift 3RM --
    Deadlift 5RM --
    Del --
    Desforges --
    DG --
    Diane --
    Dobogai --
    Dominic J. Hall --
    Donny --
    Dork --
    Double-Unders --
    Dragon --
    Drew --
    DT --
    Dunn --
    DVB --
    Elizabeth --
    Ellen --
    Emily --
    Erin --
    Estrada --
    Eva --
    Eva Strong --
    Falkel --
    Feeks --
    FERN --
    Fight Gone Bad --
    Filthy 50 --
    Finseth --
    Foo --
    Forrest --
    Fournier --
    Free Handstand Hold --
    Freestyle Diane --
    Front Squat 1RM --
    Front Squat 3RM --
    Front Squat 5RM --
    Gage --
    Gale Force --
    Gallant --
    Garbo --
    Garrett --
    Gator --
    Gaza --
    GHD Annie --
    Glen --
    Goose --
    Grettel --
    Griff --
    Gunny --
    Gwen --
    Hall --
    Hamilton --
    Hammer --
    Hammy --
    Handstand Push-ups --
    Hang Power Clean 1RM --
    Hang Power Clean 3RM --
    Hang Power Clean 5RM --
    Hang Power Snatch 1RM --
    Hang Power Snatch 3RM --
    Hang Power Snatch 5RM --
    Hang Squat Clean 1RM --
  • Hang Squat Clean 3RM --
    Hang Squat Clean 5RM --
    Hang Squat Snatch 1RM --
    Hang Squat Snatch 3RM --
    Hang Squat Snatch 5RM --
    Hansen --
    Harper --
    Havana --
    Heavy Grace --
    Helen --
    Helton --
    Hidalgo --
    Hildy --
    Holbrook --
    Holleyman --
    Hollywood --
    Hoover --
    Hope --
    Hortman --
    Horton --
    Hotshots 19 --
    Ingrid --
    Isabel --
    J.J. --
    Jack --
    Jack's Triangle --
    Jackie --
    Jag 28 --
    Jared --
    Jason --
    JBo --
    Jennifer --
    Jenny --
    Jerry --
    Johnson --
    Jonathon Farmer --
    Jorge --
    Josh --
    Josh-O --
    Joshie --
    Josie --
    JT --
    Justin --
    K27 --
    Karen --
    Kelly --
    Kelly Brown --
    Kerrie --
    Kev --
    Kevin --
    Klepto --
    Kutschbach --
    L-Sit Hold --
    L1 Benchmark --
    Ladder Nancy --
    Lane --
    Larry --
    Laura --
    Ledesma --
    Lee --
    Leehan --
    Liam --
    Linda --
    Locke --
    Loredo --
    Lorenzo --
    Luce --
    Luke --
    Lumberjack 20 --
    Lyla --
    Lynne --
    Maggie --
    Maloney --
    Manion --
    Manuel --
    Marco --
    Marguerita --
    Marston --
    Martin --
    Mary --
    Matt 16 --
    Maupin --
    Maxim 56 --
    Maxton --
    McCartney --
    McCluskey --
    McGhee --
    Meadows --
    Michael --
    Miron --
    Monti --
    Moon --
    Moore --
    Morrison --
    Mr. Joshua --
    Muller --
    Murph --
    Muscle-ups --
    Nancy --
    Nasty Girls --
    Nasty Girls V2 --
    Nate --
    Ned --
    Nick --
    Nickman --
    Nicole --
    Northrup --
    Nukes --
    Nunez --
    Nutts --
    ODA 7313 --
    Omar --
    Otis --
    Overhead Squat 1RM --
    Overhead Squat 3RM --
    Overhead Squat 5RM --
    Ozzy --
    Partner Kelly --
    Partner Weston --
    Pat --
    Paul --
    Paul Pena --
    Peyton --
    Pheezy --
    Pike --
    Pikey --
    PK --
    Power Amanda --
    Power Clean 1RM --
    Power Clean 3RM --
    Power Clean 5RM --
    Power Snatch 1RM --
  • Power Snatch 3RM --
    Power Snatch 5RM --
    Pull-ups --
    Push Jerk 1RM --
    Push Jerk 3RM --
    Push Jerk 5RM --
    Push Press 1RM --
    Push Press 3RM --
    Push Press 5RM --
    Rahoi --
    Ralph --
    Randy --
    Rankel --
    René --
    Restrepo --
    Rich --
    Ricky --
    Riley --
    RJ --
    Robbie --
    Rocket --
    Roney --
    Row 1000m --
    Row 100m --
    Row 2000m --
    Row 250m --
    Row 3000m --
    Row 500m --
    Row 5K --
    Roy --
    Run 1 Mile --
    Run 100m --
    Run 10K --
    Run 2 Miles --
    Run 200m --
    Run 400m --
    Run 500m --
    Run 800m --
    Run Row Run Rx --
    Run Row Run Scaled --
    Run Row Run Sprint --
    Ryan --
    Ryan Comas --
    Ryan SO --
    Santiago --
    Santora --
    Schmalls --
    Scooter --
    Scotty --
    Sean --
    Servais --
    Severin --
    Sham --
    Shawn --
    Ship --
    Shoulder Press 1RM --
    Shoulder Press 3RM --
    Shoulder Press 5RM --
    Sisson --
    Small --
    Smykowski --
    Spehar --
    Split Jerk 1RM --
    Split Jerk 3RM --
    Split Jerk 5RM --
    Squat Clean 1RM --
    Squat Clean 3RM --
    Squat Clean 5RM --
    Squat Snatch 3RM --
    Squat Snatch 5RM --
    Stephen --
    Strange --
    Strict Elizabeth --
    Strict Handstand Push-ups --
    Strict Muscle-ups --
    Strict Pull-ups --
    T --
    T.J. --
    T.U.P. --
    Tabata Something Else --
    Tabata This! --
    Tama --
    Taylor --
    Terry --
    The Chief --
    The Don --
    The Ghost --
    The Lyon --
    The Other Total --
    The Seven --
    Thompson --
    Thruster 1RM --
    Thruster 3RM --
    Thruster 5RM --
    Tiff --
    Time Priority Angie --
    Timothy Helton --
    TK --
    Toes-to-Bar --
    Tom --
    Tommy V --
    Topsy --
    TPT9000 --
    Triple Deuce --
    Tully --
    Tumilson --
    Twelve Days of Christmas --
    Tyler --
    Viola --
    Wade --
    Wall Handstand Hold --
    Walsh --
    War Frank --
    Weaver --
    Weighted Pull-up 1RM --
    Wes --
    Wesley --
    Weston --
    White --
    Whitt --
    Whitten --
    Willy --
    Wilmot --
    Wittman --
    Woehlke --
    Wood --
    Wyk --
    Yeti --
    Zembiec --
    Zeus --
    Zimmerman --