John Janke

  • CrossFit
    OPEN
    3
  • Region
    -
  • Division
    --
  • Age
    38
  • Height
    6'4"
  • Weight
    240 lb
  • Affiliate
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  • Team
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Stats
Open
Year Overall Rank (Worldwide) Overall Rank (By Region)
2014 -- --
2013 37086th 2187th Southern California
2012 20703rd 1493rd Southern California
Benchmark Stats
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    Snatch --
    Deadlift --
    Fight Gone Bad --
    Max Pull-ups --
  • Fran --
    Grace --
    Helen 11:30
    Filthy 50 38:00
    Sprint 400m --
    Run 5k --