I can't bust heads like I used to. But I have my ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Madison. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Carson, which is what they called Madison in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Dave Castro on 'em. "Gimme five Castros for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because they aren't paleo. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
Open
| Year | Rank Worldwide | Rank by Region | Rank By Country | Rank By Affiliate | ||||
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| 2022 | 64603rd Men | 12619th Men (35-39) | 29429th Men North America | 6041st Men (35-39) North America | 25527th Men United States | 5310th Men (35-39) United States | 28th Men CrossFit Omnia | 4th Men (35-39) CrossFit Omnia |
| 2020 | 2281st Men | – – | 954th Men United States | – – | ||||
| 2018 | 5927th Men | 583rd Men West Coast | 3193rd Men United States | – – | ||||
| 2017 | 27581st Men | 1112th Men Southern California | 15422nd Men United States | – – | ||||
| 2016 | 12328th Men | 602nd Men Southern California | – – | – – | ||||
| 2015 | 19174th Men | 1007th Men Southern California | – – | – – | ||||
Benchmark Stats
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Back Squat -- Chad1000x -- Clean and Jerk -- Deadlift -- -
Fight Gone Bad -- Filthy 50 -- Fran -- Grace -- -
Helen -- L1 Benchmark -- Max Pull-ups -- Murph -- -
Run 5k -- Snatch -- Sprint 400m --