Athlete: Garrison Turner
|Fight Gone Bad||--|
|Clean & Jerk||255 lb|
|Back Squat||405 lb|
Age 6: First Grand Slam. Age 8: First "Iron Lotus" that didn't cause a decapitation. Age 12: Accepted commission to the French Foreign Legion. Age 15: Fought Jet Li in a bar near Qi Xin province. Age 19: Declined "Knighthood" due to political pressure. Age 23: F'ed the S out of Fran, for time. Age 26: Threw a shark at the Rock of Gibraltar. Present: Attempting max weighted Kegel Exercises.
How I Eat
Whatever. Bugs, garbage, candy. If I eat anything healthy it's something I found in the dumpster behind Whole Foods when I rummage through there during the night.
How I Train
I do as I'm told.
My Athletic Background
Underwater Basket Weaving Reigning Champ in the Western District 01-03. Also whatever the military makes me do.
My Experience With CrossFit
It's been miserable. And if you don't say the same you're a quitter.
My Work/Rest Schedule
If I blackout, collapse or puke I get to take the next day off.