Athlete Profile

Athlete: Garrison Turner

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Region:
Gender:
Male
Age:
28
Height:
6'0"
Weight:
200 lb

Benchmarks

Workouts
Fran3:21
Helen0:00
Grace0:00
Filthy 500:00
Fight Gone Bad--
Sprint 400m0:59
Run 5k18:09
Maxes
Clean & Jerk255 lb
Snatch205 lb
Deadlift415 lb
Back Squat405 lb
Max Pull-ups39

Bio

Age 6: First Grand Slam. Age 8: First "Iron Lotus" that didn't cause a decapitation. Age 12: Accepted commission to the French Foreign Legion. Age 15: Fought Jet Li in a bar near Qi Xin province. Age 19: Declined "Knighthood" due to political pressure. Age 23: F'ed the S out of Fran, for time. Age 26: Threw a shark at the Rock of Gibraltar. Present: Attempting max weighted Kegel Exercises.

ATHLETE INFORMATION

How I Eat

Whatever. Bugs, garbage, candy. If I eat anything healthy it's something I found in the dumpster behind Whole Foods when I rummage through there during the night.

How I Train

I do as I'm told.

My Athletic Background

Underwater Basket Weaving Reigning Champ in the Western District 01-03. Also whatever the military makes me do.

My Experience With CrossFit

It's been miserable. And if you don't say the same you're a quitter.

My Work/Rest Schedule

If I blackout, collapse or puke I get to take the next day off.

How long have you been doing CrossFit?

1-2 years

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