I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"... And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius. Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back... And Gary, if for some reason your cover is blown, and the terrorists take you prisoner, well, you'll probably want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this. [hands Gary a hammer]
Open
| Year | Rank Worldwide | Rank by Region | Rank By Country | Rank By Affiliate | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 | 109253rd Men | 3934th Men (50-54) | 20543rd Men North America West | 1034th Men (50-54) North America West | 4081st Men Canada | 241st Men (50-54) Canada | 46th Men CrossFit 604 | 3rd Men (50-54) CrossFit 604 |
| 2021 | 55985th Men | 3023rd Men (45-49) | 29908th Men North America | 1954th Men (45-49) North America | 2326th Men Canada | 189th Men (45-49) Canada | 22nd Men CrossFit 604 | 2nd Men (45-49) CrossFit 604 |
| 2019 | 98933rd Men | 5866th Men (45-49) | – – | 5172nd Men Canada | 388th Men (45-49) Canada | – – | ||
| 2017 | 94389th Men | 3654th Men (45-49) | 1805th Men Canada West | 74th Men (45-49) Canada West | 5415th Men Canada | 227th Men (45-49) Canada | – – | |
| 2016 | Men | Men (40-44) | Men Canada West | Men (40-44) Canada West | – – | – – | ||
| 2015 | Men | Men (40-44) | Men Canada West | Men (40-44) Canada West | – – | – – | ||
| 2014 | 25599th Men | 1480th Men (40-44) | 635th Men Canada West | 44th Men (40-44) Canada West | – – | – – | ||
Benchmark Stats
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Back Squat 325 lb Chad1000x -- Clean and Jerk 200 lb Deadlift 350 lb -
Fight Gone Bad -- Filthy 50 -- Fran 3:58 Grace -- -
Helen -- L1 Benchmark -- Max Pull-ups -- Run 5k -- -
Snatch 150 lb Sprint 400m --