Hello, my name is Andrew. My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. My father was a great sword maker. When the six-fingered man appeared, he requested a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved a year before the job was done. The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one-tenth his promised price. My father refused. Without out a word, the six-fingered drew his sword and slashed him through the heart. I loved my father, so naturally I challenged his murder to a duel. I failed. But the six-fingered man left me alive. I was eleven years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing, so the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will walk up to the six-fingered man and say, “Hello, my name is Andrew, you killed my father, prepare to die.”
Benchmark Stats
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Back Squat -- Chad1000x -- Clean and Jerk -- Deadlift -- -
Fight Gone Bad -- Filthy 50 -- Fran -- Grace -- -
Helen -- L1 Benchmark -- Max Pull-ups -- Run 5k -- -
Snatch -- Sprint 400m --