Age 6: First Grand Slam. Age 8: First "Iron Lotus" that didn't cause a decapitation. Age 12: Accepted commission to the French Foreign Legion. Age 15: Fought Jet Li in a bar near Qi Xin province. Age 19: Declined "Knighthood" due to political pressure. Age 23: F'ed the S out of Fran, for time. Age 26: Threw a shark at the Rock of Gibraltar. Present: Attempting max weighted Kegel Exercises.

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2013 8286th Men 584th Men South West – – – –
2012 3495th Men 227th Men South West – – – –

Benchmark Stats

  • Back Squat --
    Chad1000x --
    Clean and Jerk --
    Deadlift --
  • Fight Gone Bad --
    Filthy 50 --
    Fran --
    Grace --
  • Helen --
    L1 Benchmark --
    Max Pull-ups --
    Run 5k --
  • Snatch --
    Sprint 400m --