Age 6: First Grand Slam. Age 8: First "Iron Lotus" that didn't cause a decapitation. Age 12: Accepted commission to the French Foreign Legion. Age 15: Fought Jet Li in a bar near Qi Xin province. Age 19: Declined "Knighthood" due to political pressure. Age 23: F'ed the S out of Fran, for time. Age 26: Threw a shark at the Rock of Gibraltar. Present: Attempting max weighted Kegel Exercises.
|Year||Overall Rank (Worldwide)||Overall Rank (By Region)|
|2013||8286th||584th South West|
|2012||3495th||227th South West|
|Year||Overall Rank||Division||Regional Name||Team Name|
|2012||29th||Team||South West||Salt Lake City Crossfit|
Back Squat 405 lb Clean and Jerk 255 lb Snatch 205 lb Deadlift 415 lb Fight Gone Bad -- Max Pull-ups 39
Fran 3:21 Grace -- Helen -- Filthy 50 -- Sprint 400m 0:59 Run 5k 18:09