Garrison Turner
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No performance history
Age 6: First Grand Slam. Age 8: First "Iron Lotus" that didn't cause a decapitation. Age 12: Accepted commission to the French Foreign Legion. Age 15: Fought Jet Li in a bar near Qi Xin province. Age 19: Declined "Knighthood" due to political pressure. Age 23: F'ed the S out of Fran, for time. Age 26: Threw a shark at the Rock of Gibraltar. Present: Attempting max weighted Kegel Exercises.
Benchmark Stats
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Back Squat -- Chad1000x -- Clean and Jerk -- Deadlift -- -
Fight Gone Bad -- Filthy 50 -- Fran -- Grace -- -
Helen -- L1 Benchmark -- Max Pull-ups -- Run 5k -- -
Snatch -- Sprint 400m --