Cameron Calvin

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  • Height
    185 cm
  • Weight
    200 lb
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Year Overall Rank (Worldwide) Overall Rank (By Region)
2014 -- -- Canada West
2013 -- --
2012 3613th 105th Canada West
Benchmark Stats
  • Back Squat 425 lb
    Clean and Jerk 285 lb
    Snatch 205 lb
    Deadlift 585 lb
    Fight Gone Bad 412
    Max Pull-ups 20
  • Fran 2:19
    Grace 2:02
    Helen 7:47
    Filthy 50 20:30
    Sprint 400m --
    Run 5k --