Vi Diamond

  • CrossFit
    OPEN
    5
  • CrossFit
    Regionals
    1

I am a dynamic figure , often seen scaling walls, and crushing ice between my pinky and thumb. I've been known to fix wireless communications and do amazing things on my Mac in between my wods and playing with my two sons. I translate ethnic slurs to local afghanis when at my other job. I write award winning broadway musicals, and I like to tread water on occasion for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot a bicycle up severe inclines with superhero like speed, and I can cook 30-minute brownies in 20. I'm an expert in Words with Friends, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in 188 countries. Using only a shovel and a glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Padres, and I'm also the subject of numerous documentaries. I enjoy urban hang gliding and every other tuesday, I am an interpreter for the DMV free of charge. I'm an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy wear. I work hard but never perspire. I can hurl tennis rackets with deadly accuracy. I once read Moby Dick and War & Peace in one day and still had time to bang out the Filthy Fifty in under 20. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On the weekends to let off some steam, I participate in full contact origami. Not to mention I'm a pretty good looking Crossfitter!

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Stats
Open
Year Overall Rank (Worldwide) Overall Rank (By Region) Overall Rank (By State)
2016 -- -- No results to show yet
2015 10228th 569th South West 121st Utah
2014 -- -- No results to show yet
2013 3234th 212th South West No results to show yet
2012 1838th 125th South West No results to show yet
Regionals
Year Overall Rank Division Regional Name Team Name
2012 29th Team South West Salt Lake City Crossfit
Benchmark Stats
  • Back Squat 375 lb
    Clean and Jerk 290 lb
    Snatch 245 lb
    Deadlift 465 lb
    Fight Gone Bad 343
    Max Pull-ups 62
  • Fran 3:17
    Grace 3:24
    Helen 7:08
    Filthy 50 19:55
    Sprint 400m 0:58
    Run 5k 18:40