I am a dynamic figure , often seen scaling walls, and crushing ice between my pinky and thumb. I've been known to fix wireless communications and do amazing things on my Mac in between my wods and playing with my two sons. I translate ethnic slurs to local afghanis when at my other job. I write award winning broadway musicals, and I like to tread water on occasion for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot a bicycle up severe inclines with superhero like speed, and I can cook 30-minute brownies in 20. I'm an expert in Words with Friends, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in 188 countries. Using only a shovel and a glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Padres, and I'm also the subject of numerous documentaries. I enjoy urban hang gliding and every other tuesday, I am an interpreter for the DMV free of charge. I'm an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy wear. I work hard but never perspire. I can hurl tennis rackets with deadly accuracy. I once read Moby Dick and War & Peace in one day and still had time to bang out the Filthy Fifty in under 20. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On the weekends to let off some steam, I participate in full contact origami. Not to mention I'm a pretty good looking Crossfitter!

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2017 111375th Men 11630th Men (40-44) 3234th Men Northern California 388th Men (40-44) Northern California 59803rd Men United States 7161st Men (40-44) United States – –
2015 10228th Men 569th Men South West – – – –
2013 3234th Men 212th Men South West – – – –
2012 1838th Men 125th Men South West – – – –

Benchmark Stats

  • Back Squat 375 lb
    Chad1000x --
    Clean and Jerk 290 lb
    Deadlift 465 lb
  • Fight Gone Bad 343
    Filthy 50 19:55
    Fran 3:17
    Grace 3:24
  • Helen 7:08
    L1 Benchmark --
    Max Pull-ups 62
    Run 5k 18:40
  • Snatch 245 lb
    Sprint 400m 0:58