Jeremy Wakefield

  • CrossFit
    OPEN
    4
  • Region
    -
  • Division
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  • Age
    44
  • Height
    5'11"
  • Weight
    195 lb
  • Affiliate
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  • Team
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I sadly had my heartbroken last year when I found out the "weekly" Open workouts don't actually give you a week to complete them. Instead, Dave Castro and those other sonsabitches at Crossfit HQ want the WOD done all in one try!! Who do they think I am, little Richard Simmons?? Anywho, I've regrouped and have a new game plan for 2015. I've hired a strength and conditioning coach (he teaches cribbage and how to blow smoke rings down at the legion), a nutritionist (her name is Madge and she works at a bakery close by the bicycle shop where I get my tires rotated, she make the best damn cream puffs you've ever eaten, I can't get enough of them) and a sports psychologist (he's just my regular psychologist I've had since I was six....thanks a lot uncle Larry). This year my goal is pretty simple. Be the best damn crossfitnesser in the world! I know what you're thinking, this guy sounds awesome, he's good looking and he has the dream team of coaches behind him; hell, he might even be the batman, but is he truly motivated? The answer my friends is that my step parents have said I can come home for Christmas this year if I win the $250 G's and bring some of that sweet sugar home with me. So I guess I have to say YES, I'm more than a little jacked to get this open out of the way so I can get to regionals then the games and then back into the angry embrace of my estranged step parents. See you at Christmas Momma Gladys and Pappa Pervis!

Stats
Open
Year Overall Rank (Worldwide) Overall Rank (By Region) Overall Rank (By State)
2015 988th 32nd Canada West 15th Alberta
2014 497th 16th Canada West --
2013 -- -- --
2012 12522nd 392nd Canada West --
Benchmark Stats
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