Born in the Siberian tundra, nurtured in the American suburbs. The first and only time I ever cried was during Rocky IV due to the intensity of the movie and the vast geopolitical implications. Started working out because I was small and pale; picked up the intensity when I started going bald. I like all birds except for parrots (overrated). Used to dream of conquest and glory, settled for an office and a 401K. I like to lift heavy weights to compensate for being pathologically nice. I hate all terrorists, but especially the ones who live in the country they plot against (what is that!?)

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2014 7883rd Men 607th Men Mid Atlantic – – – –
2013 3024th Men 235th Men Mid Atlantic – – – –
2012 6508th Men 544th Men Mid Atlantic – – – –

Benchmark Stats

  • Back Squat --
    Chad1000x --
    Clean and Jerk --
    Deadlift --
  • Fight Gone Bad --
    Filthy 50 --
    Fran --
    Grace --
  • Helen --
    L1 Benchmark --
    Max Pull-ups --
    Run 5k --
  • Snatch --
    Sprint 400m --