As you can see I hold the world record in the following categories: - 400m - 5000m - Snatch - Clean and Jerk - Deadlift - Backsquat Its safe to say I am the fittest on earth. I will be competing in the Crossfit open at a very mediocre pace and effort level so that I do not embarrass the other athletes that work so hard all year at it.

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2017 152189th Men 4311th Men Northern California 80418th Men United States – –
2015 Men Men Latin America – – – –
2014 11425th Men 260th Men Latin America – – – –
2013 22921st Men 391st Men Latin America – – – –

Benchmark Stats

  • Back Squat --
    Chad1000x --
    Clean and Jerk --
    Deadlift --
  • Fight Gone Bad --
    Filthy 50 --
    Fran --
    Grace --
  • Helen --
    L1 Benchmark --
    Max Pull-ups --
    Run 5k --
  • Snatch --
    Sprint 400m --