Athlete Profile

Athlete: Anthony Wagner

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Region:
South East
Team:
CrossFit Hyperformance
Affiliate:
CrossFit Hyperformance
Gender:
Male
Age:
39
Height:
5'11"
Weight:
195 lb

Benchmarks

Workouts
Fran3:54
Helen48:22
Grace1:35
Filthy 50--
Fight Gone Bad--
Sprint 400m15:23
Run 5k106:02
Maxes
Clean & Jerk115 lb
Snatch275 lb
Deadlift205 lb
Back Squat225 lb
Max Pull-ups4

Bio

I am professional stud muffin with in depth experience working with the elderly. I enjoy traffic jams and long lines at the grocery store. Most people find me annoying and difficult to be around. I look best when wearing multiple layers of heavy winter clothes including, but not limited to, stocking caps and ski masks.

ATHLETE INFORMATION

How I Eat

I weigh and measure my food

I eat strict Paleo

I eat whatever is convenient

I eat 1-3 full cheat meals per week

i drink mostly beer and I poop thunder. I weigh every meal but only upon exit. I don't eat paleo but only associate with others that are strictly paleo so I can show them how much better my meal is than theirs. i eat 1 - 3 cheat meals per meal.

How I Train

I train like a champion. I chalk before and after every rep and sometimes in the middle of a rep. I have never, ever broken a sweat. Not even one drop. I'm usually bone dry at the end of any workout. You should hug me after this work out and see for yourself.

My Athletic Background

My athletic background has prepared me for the heavy binge drinking I plan to do after this work out.

My Experience With CrossFit

In my experience crossfit ladies are pretty dang hot and crossfit men are all "swole-up." Like they pissed in a yellow jacket nest and got stung all over.

My Work/Rest Schedule

I usually work until I start to breath heavy. Then I stand around and rest with my hands on my hips and think about how awfully hard crossfit is.

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