Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box NoRmAl person who naturally relates everything to sex. I have a job to have a car to travel around so I can have sex with people. I drink water and eat food so in the future I am alive to have sex with people. I workout so I can live longer and look better to have sex with people. And I learned to write and speak english when I was young because I knew I wanted to communicate over the internet and tell people I want to have sex with them. And when I say people what I really mean is women. Preferably women who are still alive. Right now I'm a server at Basil and working on my personal trainer certification. And for anyone who doesn't think I can't stop thinking about sex you are wrong. I can go on for minutes, even hours, without thinking about sex. I'm thinking about something else right now. Why am I in the Thomas Cooper Library? Ahhh, to do english homework. I don't want to do homework. I want to have s....a cheeseburger. A sex cheeseburger! Damnit.

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2024 66845th Women 8875th Women (40-44) 18622nd Women North America East 2792nd Women (40-44) North America East 27206th Women United States 4354th Women (40-44) United States 16th Women Iron Bridge CrossFit 3rd Women (40-44) Iron Bridge CrossFit
2023 52689th Women 6501st Women (40-44) 15964th Women North America East 2222nd Women (40-44) North America East 23848th Women United States 3452nd Women (40-44) United States 12th Women Iron Bridge CrossFit 2nd Women (40-44) Iron Bridge CrossFit
2022 61766th Women 11189th Women (35-39) 32571st Women North America 6476th Women (35-39) North America 28564th Women United States 5755th Women (35-39) United States 11th Women Iron Bridge CrossFit 3rd Women (35-39) Iron Bridge CrossFit
2021 40178th Women 7531st Women (35-39) 24120th Women North America 4908th Women (35-39) North America 21199th Women United States 4383rd Women (35-39) United States 5th Women Iron Bridge CrossFit 1st Women (35-39) Iron Bridge CrossFit
2020 51621st Women 9733rd Women (35-39) – – 25686th Women United States 5351st Women (35-39) United States – –
2019 62681st Women 11702nd Women (35-39) – – 33072nd Women United States 6821st Women (35-39) United States – –
2018 71356th Women 12593rd Women (35-39) 4799th Women South East 841st Women (35-39) South East 41583rd Women United States 7871st Women (35-39) United States – –
2017 31998th Women 2173rd Women South East 19949th Women United States – –
2016 Women Women South East – – – –
2015 19350th Women 1601st Women South East – – – –
2014 12779th Women 1130th Women South East – – – –
2013 Women Women South East – – – –

Benchmark Stats

  • Back Squat 215 lb
    Chad1000x --
    Clean and Jerk 140 lb
    Deadlift 225 lb
  • Fight Gone Bad --
    Filthy 50 --
    Fran --
    Grace --
  • Helen --
    L1 Benchmark --
    Max Pull-ups --
    Run 5k --
  • Snatch 100 lb
    Sprint 400m --