Athlete Profile

Athlete: Kevin Miller

Kevin Miller's Profile Picture
Region:
South Central
Team:
Ravage CrossFit
Affiliate:
Ravage CrossFit
Gender:
Male
Age:
31
Height:
5'11"
Weight:
207 lb

Benchmarks

Workouts
Fran2:18
Helen0:00
Grace1:31
Filthy 5018:26
Fight Gone Bad430
Sprint 400m0:00
Run 5k0:00
Maxes
Clean & Jerk340 lb
Snatch265 lb
Deadlift525 lb
Back Squat475 lb
Max Pull-ups53

Bio

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

ATHLETE INFORMATION

How I Eat

I weigh and measure my food

I eat strict Paleo

How I Train

I workout mostly at a CrossFit Affiliate

I have a coach who determines my programming

I incorporate CrossFit.com workouts

www.athletecell.com

My Athletic Background

I played youth or high school level sports

I played college sports

My Experience With CrossFit

I began CrossFit with a coach (e.g. at an affiliate)

Decline to answer

My Work/Rest Schedule

I usually only do 1 workout a day

I do multiple workouts in a day 3+ times a week

Decline to answer

How long have you been doing CrossFit?

1-2 years

2-4 years

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