Athlete Profile

Athlete: Carl Neild

Carl Neild's Profile Picture
Region:
Europe
Team:
CrossFit Black Five
Affiliate:
CrossFit Black Five
Gender:
Male
Age:
26
Height:
5'9"
Weight:
225 lb

Benchmarks

Workouts
Fran5:30
Helen11:00
Grace2:40
Filthy 5024:30
Fight Gone Bad301
Sprint 400m0:00
Run 5k23:00
Maxes
Clean & Jerk120 kg
Snatch90 kg
Deadlift230 kg
Back Squat185 kg
Max Pull-ups30

Bio

ATHLETE INFORMATION

How I Eat

I eat whatever is convenient

I eat 1-3 full cheat meals per week

Mainly raw whale washed down with Tiger blood. Post workout shake of codeine and Ibuprofen 1:1 mix.

How I Train

I workout mostly at a CrossFit Affiliate

Coached by Craig Massey who can't skip under pressure, and Darren Freeman who can't climb a rope.

My Athletic Background

I played youth or high school level sports

I played college sports

I regularly play recreational sports

I used to be Rich Froning before being placed in witness protection and changing my identity. I now purposely hold myself back on WODs so that nobody becomes suspicious of my true identity.

My Experience With CrossFit

I began CrossFit with a coach (e.g. at an affiliate)

I have completed the CrossFit Level 1 certificate course

I have attended one or more specialty courses

All the girls have immense glutes and quads.

My Work/Rest Schedule

I usually only do 1 workout a day

Best case scenario I make it through the warm-up without having a coronary. If still alive at this point, WOD for around 10 minutes, then lie down and rest for around 30.

How long have you been doing CrossFit?

2-4 years

Since the womb. My first WOD was umbilical cord rope climb for time. Me and Gregg Glassman started together, as can be seen by our similar aesthetic appearance.

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