Athlete Profile

Athlete: Cameron Calvin

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Region:
Canada West
Team:
Team Taranis
Affiliate:
CrossFit Taranis
Gender:
Male
Age:
28
Height:
185 cm
Weight:
200 lb

Benchmarks

Workouts
Fran2:19
Helen7:47
Grace2:02
Filthy 5020:30
Fight Gone Bad412
Sprint 400m0:00
Run 5k0:00
Maxes
Clean & Jerk285 lb
Snatch205 lb
Deadlift585 lb
Back Squat425 lb
Max Pull-ups20

Bio

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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