United States
Brian Matthews
Not quite a myth but also not, not a living legend. Once this man swam across the Aral Sea... twice.... on one breath. Twice he's summited Mt. Wycheproof so fast he only had to decent the mountain once. His Fran time is so fast you need a sun dial and Diogenes's abacus to time him. He squats more than 1000 red ants can lift, all while reading the New York Times ..... In Sanskrit. You do push ups, he does earth downs with the 1/1,000,000,000 full size scale globe in everyone's favorite science teachers class, Ms. Valarie Frizzle. He's prevented WWIII with out ever having to pause the game nor taking out the trash like mommy asked. He can jump higher than his dreams have plummeted..... year .....after year. He has the ability to turn any normal activity into AMRAP, minus pooping that's for time, ALWAYS. Also..... RX+ is pooing with out touching the toilet just an FYI, let me see you do that Mr. I'm better than everyone else fRaSeR. He records all of his work outs, on everyone else's phones and then tags himself in all of your date night photos with that one person that you cant get enough of, SO DREAMY. But guess what buttercup, that heartthrob still cant redline as fast as the one and only, the man, the myth and urban legend for being the the absolute most average worker outer ever in the history of history and way before CrossFit started playing games with everyone's emotions by forcing us to attempt to solve their ever so clever, but absolutely in now way a hint, Open hints. Give it up.... or down for the high school home schooled Prom King .............. BRIAN "Coach" MATTHEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!
Open
| Year | Rank Worldwide | Rank by Region | Rank By Country | Rank By Affiliate | ||||
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| 2024 | 127891st Men | 27175th Men (35-39) | 22882nd Men North America West | 5069th Men (35-39) North America West | 46174th Men United States | 10260th Men (35-39) United States | 25th Men XS CrossFit | 5th Men (35-39) XS CrossFit |
| 2023 | 121327th Men | 24750th Men (35-39) | 22691st Men North America West | 4857th Men (35-39) North America West | 45937th Men United States | 9839th Men (35-39) United States | 38th Men CrossFit Decimate | 10th Men (35-39) CrossFit Decimate |
| 2022 | 11127th Men | 1616th Men (35-39) | 5045th Men North America | 767th Men (35-39) North America | 4253rd Men United States | 664th Men (35-39) United States | 13th Men Paradiso CrossFit | 4th Men (35-39) Paradiso CrossFit |
| 2021 | 2373rd Men | 216th Men (35-39) | 1149th Men North America | 111th Men (35-39) North America | 965th Men United States | 98th Men (35-39) United States | 1st Men CrossFit SoCo | 1st Men (35-39) CrossFit SoCo |
| 2016 | 1990th Men | 91st Men Northern California | – – | – – | ||||
| 2015 | 1672nd Men | 84th Men Northern California | – – | – – | ||||
| 2014 | 6398th Men | 363rd Men South West | – – | – – | ||||
Benchmark Stats
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Back Squat 405 lb Chad1000x -- Clean and Jerk 335 lb Deadlift 530 lb -
Fight Gone Bad -- Filthy 50 -- Fran 2:24 Grace 1:36 -
Helen -- L1 Benchmark -- Max Pull-ups -- Run 5k 20:40 -
Snatch 275 lb Sprint 400m --