Athlete: Ross Beeley
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Sensei Ross wasn't born so much as he emerged from an erupting volcano on the primordial Earth. The sweat from his first thousand burpees formed the oceans, and well, the land was just whatever was left over. He created the mountains with his piles of chalk dust and the valleys from dropping his Herculean Olympic lifts. At night he would stare at the sky and simply will the stars to take the shapes of the constellations. He decided he wanted to be a Sagittarian. Fate had nothing to do with it. They say his bones are forged from the strongest steel. They say his recovery time is freakishly quick. They also say he has claws that pop from the top of his hands. Apparently a lot of people get him confused with Wolverine.
How I Eat
Most people who witness me eating end up with Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.
How I Train
I'm dangerous like a bulldozer powered by a jet engine with guns attached to the scoop, and the guns shoot out lions and the lions all have STDs.
My Athletic Background
Does watching Double Dare on my couch as a kid count as an "athletic background"?
My Experience With CrossFit
To me, CrossFit is like that girl you're really into, but she barely tolerates you. Also, she occasionally tells you your Olympic lifting form sucks.
My Work/Rest Schedule
I work until I need to rest. Which is more often than I care to admit in such a public forum.