Athlete Profile

Athlete: Andrew Chalabardo

Andrew Chalabardo's Profile Picture
Region:
Latin America
Team:
CROSSFIT SP Bsb HULKS TEAM
Affiliate:
CrossFit SP
Gender:
Male
Age:
32
Height:
5'8"
Weight:
180 lb

Benchmarks

Workouts
Fran1:00
Helen6:00
Grace1:00
Filthy 502:00
Fight Gone Bad9999999
Sprint 400m0:42
Run 5k14:08
Maxes
Clean & Jerk267 kg
Snatch217 kg
Deadlift530 kg
Back Squat575 kg
Max Pull-ups3000

Bio

As you can see I hold the world record in the following categories: - 400m - 5000m - Snatch - Clean and Jerk - Deadlift - Backsquat Its safe to say I am the fittest on earth. I will be competing in the Crossfit open at a very mediocre pace and effort level so that I do not embarrass the other athletes that work so hard all year at it.

ATHLETE INFORMATION

How I Eat

I travel thoughout the deep bush of Northern Ontario and the Amazons of Brazil searching for the leanest protein available. Upon taking my Moose or Python unassisted with anything but my bare hands, I prepare, clean, and consume the animal on the spot. I have eaten an entire moose in one sitting. It was my afternoon snack.

How I Train

When I feel like getting my sweat on I typically take a light jog from Toronto to Sao Paulo and back. Takes mes about 2 hours. My typical morning row is Toronto to London. When I look for moving weight around I take a firm grip of the San Adreas fault line and hold it together for periods of 2-3 weeks.

My Athletic Background

I wouldn't say I have any athletic ability whatsoever.

My Experience With CrossFit

My Work/Rest Schedule

Im typically working out at all times. I wrote this profile while doing a set of 463 unbroken muscle ups.

How long have you been doing CrossFit?

I was born in 1982 and started Crossfit in 1821.

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