So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip... and I start to fall... and I mean I'm about to die. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember "Holy shit, Hansel... haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days... and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"

Open

Year Rank Worldwide Rank by Region Rank By Country Rank By Affiliate
2013 10644th Men 838th Men South Central – – – –

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